Filters are everywhere—Instagram, Facebook, Google Photos. I can’t remove those, but it’s OK because they’re quite fun. Real-life filters, though? Bye, bye, Birdie.

I joined a book club to help motivate myself to read more classic literature.

It’s 2019, and I say this every year, but: things are really going to be different this year. I’m already moving in a different direction in the various areas of my life; this is mostly just the official PSA.

A saucy survey for a saucy year.