There’s a song called “U + Ur Hand” by Pink that I’ve sung this title to in my head a few times. The original lyrics are I’m not here for your entertainment [..] it’s just you and your hand tonight, but my rendition is I’m not here for your inspiration, it’s just you and yourself […]
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My family and members of such are occasionally mentioned in my blog posts. For privacy and security purposes, some of their names have been changed (though it is imperfect due to ancient archives).
I am the oldest of my siblings.
Main key:
- Dad’s side: his wife, Kim; paternal siblings Ruby (youngest sister) and Ezra (youngest bro); Gmama is my dad’s mom
- Charlise, cousin; her mom’s name is Charan (aunt); her husband is Brian; Charlise’s kids: Brayden, Remmy, Phoenix, Chevy, Charlie, Solara
- Kathy: cousin on grandfather’s side who travels a lot; she’s nth-removed (who knows and who cares?)
- Mom’s side: her husband (nicknamed “lard” in older posts); maternal siblings Isaac (oldest bro), Patrick (“Pat”; bro), Carrie (oldest sister)
- Mama Lois and Papa Al (deceased great grandmother and great grandfather); Mimi (grandmother); Bebe and Shane (aunt and cousin); Uncle Roddy (uncle)
Jane Lately #55: Actually adulting
1. I’m, like, a real adult now. I have health insurance via work, a car, car insurance, and property insurance. The latter covers me in the event of a burglary or fire or whatever at home, or if someone breaks into my car and deems my crap worthy of a five-finger discount, or if I’m […]
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Bradyn: I mean, she literally has the cleanest hands. Remy: Liz just cleaned out the van for FUN. Me: Germaphobes are, like, the best people to share germs with, if you have to share germs at all. By the way, I’m Liz. 👋 It’s a nickname. I live in a place where people call me […]
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Me: Wow, Mrs. Peacock sounds wonderful. Bradyn: No… Remy: Sh-she’s not, because her husbands died mysteriously. Me: Like, you don’t know if you can even trust her. She likely used poison. Women typically murder by poison. And, like, poison can result in people dropping dead suddenly. Remy: Bradyn: Me: What? whodunit Bradyn: Wouldn’t you want […]
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Triplets: I’m bored. Me: Read a book. Triplet #2: Books are boring! Me: Books are only boring if you’re reading the wrong books. Triplet #3: But actually, all books are boring. Me: Only because they’re the wrong books. Triplet #1: Then all books are the wrong books. Me: 🤦 The Triplets are not actually triplets, […]
Continue reading "Boredom"I’d like to get married, but I don’t want a wedding. 👰👰
I never pretended my plastic dolls got married or made a mood board out of poster board for my dream wedding. I just wasn’t one of those girls everyone around me was or presumed me to be or insisted I was. Weddings are also my least favorite topic, because my family likes to remind me […]
Continue reading "I’d like to get married, but I don’t want a wedding. 👰👰"Jane Lately #53: COVID-19 BS
1. Mental health I’ve been so caught up in work, then sleep, because of this pandemic. Some days, I feel like I’m barely holding my head above the water. So, as much as I wanted to, I’ve not been able to keep up with the other shit in my life. One of the things I […]
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I don’t care that it’s bad acting/writing/whatever the popular poll says, this is so many things I never knew I needed from Ruby Rose. 1. Small towns take trunk-or-treat contests seriously. 🎃 Like, really seriously. Char and I didn’t know that going in. Also, it wound up being a table-or-treat, but at the end of […]
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Charlise bought the NINJA Professional Kitchen set, which comes with an 8-cup food processor, full blender, and one bullet cup blade. The package provided a large bullet cup and small bullet cup, with lids. Remy wanted a smoothie, so we opened the package. I helped him make one. R: I wonder how this is gonna […]
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