There’s a song called “U + Ur Hand” by Pink that I’ve sung this title to in my head a few times. The original lyrics are I’m not here for your entertainment [..] it’s just you and your hand tonight, but my rendition is I’m not here for your inspiration, it’s just you and yourself […]Continue reading "I’m not here for your inspiration."
1. I’m, like, a real adult now. I have health insurance via work, a car, car insurance, and property insurance. The latter covers me in the event of a burglary or fire or whatever at home, or if someone breaks into my car and deems my crap worthy of a five-finger discount, or if I’m […]Continue reading "Jane Lately #55: Actually adulting"
Bradyn: I mean, she literally has the cleanest hands. Remy: Liz just cleaned out the van for FUN. Me: Germaphobes are, like, the best people to share germs with, if you have to share germs at all. By the way, I’m Liz. 👋 It’s a nickname. I live in a place where people call me […]Continue reading "Germs"
Me: Wow, Mrs. Peacock sounds wonderful. Bradyn: No… Remy: Sh-she’s not, because her husbands died mysteriously. Me: Like, you don’t know if you can even trust her. She likely used poison. Women typically murder by poison. And, like, poison can result in people dropping dead suddenly. Remy: Bradyn: Me: What? whodunit Bradyn: Wouldn’t you want […]Continue reading "Clue"
Triplets: I’m bored. Me: Read a book. Triplet #2: Books are boring! Me: Books are only boring if you’re reading the wrong books. Triplet #3: But actually, all books are boring. Me: Only because they’re the wrong books. Triplet #1: Then all books are the wrong books. Me: 🤦 The Triplets are not actually triplets, […]Continue reading "Boredom"
I never pretended my plastic dolls got married or made a mood board out of poster board for my dream wedding. I just wasn’t one of those girls everyone around me was or presumed me to be or insisted I was. Weddings are also my least favorite topic, because my family likes to remind me […]Continue reading "I’d like to get married, but I don’t want a wedding. 👰👰"
1. Mental health I’ve been so caught up in work, then sleep, because of this pandemic. Some days, I feel like I’m barely holding my head above the water. So, as much as I wanted to, I’ve not been able to keep up with the other shit in my life. One of the things I […]Continue reading "Jane Lately #53: COVID-19 BS"
I don’t care that it’s bad acting/writing/whatever the popular poll says, this is so many things I never knew I needed from Ruby Rose. 1. Small towns take trunk-or-treat contests seriously. 🎃 Like, really seriously. Char and I didn’t know that going in. Also, it wound up being a table-or-treat, but at the end of […]Continue reading "Jane Lately #51: The trunk-or-treat, the daycare experience, & the lesbian dating pool"
Charlise bought the NINJA Professional Kitchen set, which comes with an 8-cup food processor, full blender, and one bullet cup blade. The package provided a large bullet cup and small bullet cup, with lids. Remy wanted a smoothie, so we opened the package. I helped him make one. R: I wonder how this is gonna […]Continue reading "Bullet smoothie"