How the f*ck should I know? Last I checked, it’s 2019.Continue reading "What does your husband think of your blog?"
I don’t date people who don’t know what HTML stands for. I used to say that to guys who hit on me when I wasn’t interested. Then I started saying it to everyone who asked me why I didn’t have a boyfriend, just because I wasn’t in the mood to explain that I’d rather have […]Continue reading "Basic HTML bloggers should know"
1. I’m, like, a real adult now. I have health insurance via work, a car, car insurance, and property insurance. The latter covers me in the event of a burglary or fire or whatever at home, or if someone breaks into my car and deems my crap worthy of a five-finger discount, or if I’m […]Continue reading "Jane Lately #55: Actually adulting"
Guy 1: Ma’am! Hey! Can you help us? Me: Me? Guy 1: Yeah, or one of you. Any of you. Me: Okay, what’s up? Guy 1: Okay. Can you tell my friend how he looks in some shorts? Me: Uhm… Guy 1: See, he needs new shorts and wants to know how he looks. I […]Continue reading "I’m not that way, either."
I never pretended my plastic dolls got married or made a mood board out of poster board for my dream wedding. I just wasn’t one of those girls everyone around me was or presumed me to be or insisted I was. Weddings are also my least favorite topic, because my family likes to remind me […]Continue reading "I’d like to get married, but I don’t want a wedding. 👰👰"
It’s a fucking innuendo, really. All the puns intended. 😅 So you might like to think this just meant I spent all my time outside of work reading the book. No. I didn’t finish it faster. I had lots of things I needed to get done, lots of things I failed to get done, and […]Continue reading "“Georgia Peaches” and my low-key favorite concept photography"
1. Mental health I’ve been so caught up in work, then sleep, because of this pandemic. Some days, I feel like I’m barely holding my head above the water. So, as much as I wanted to, I’ve not been able to keep up with the other shit in my life. One of the things I […]Continue reading "Jane Lately #53: COVID-19 BS"
I can no longer hold it back: Your otherwise delusional perception of reality is true. I am, and have always been, irrevocably in love with you. It’s taken me so long to admit this to myself, and now to you and the rest of the world, because you are the complete opposite of my ideal […]Continue reading "Dear Straight Women"
I’m a lesbian. The noun is defined as “a homosexual woman”. I am attracted to my same sex. The idea of having sex with a penis is utterly revolting. So why the fuck would I want to have a threesome with you and your boyfriend? Last time I checked, I am not a sex worker. […]Continue reading "I’m a lesbian. I don’t want to have a threesome with your boyfriend. Or at all."