I’d like to get married, but I don’t want a wedding. 👰👰

I never pretended my plastic dolls got married or made a mood board out of poster board for my dream wedding. I just wasn’t one of those girls everyone around me was or presumed me to be or insisted I was. Weddings are also my least favorite topic, because my family likes to remind me […]

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I’m a lesbian. I don’t want to have a threesome with your boyfriend. Or at all.

I’m a lesbian. The noun is defined as “a homosexual woman”. I am attracted to my same sex. The idea of having sex with a penis is utterly revolting. So why the fuck would I want to have a threesome with you and your boyfriend? Last time I checked, I am not a sex worker. […]

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