The amazing Georgie is designing for me a theme. 2020 is shit, and my theme was bugging the crap out of me, de-inspiring me to write anything here. We don’t give our themes enough credit, ’cause when we get tired of ’em, there is nothing that drives a wedge between us and our blogs more. […]Continue reading "You know the before-snack snack? That’s what this theme is."
There’s a song called “U + Ur Hand” by Pink that I’ve sung this title to in my head a few times. The original lyrics are I’m not here for your entertainment [..] it’s just you and your hand tonight, but my rendition is I’m not here for your inspiration, it’s just you and yourself […]Continue reading "I’m not here for your inspiration."
I can no longer hold it back: Your otherwise delusional perception of reality is true. I am, and have always been, irrevocably in love with you. It’s taken me so long to admit this to myself, and now to you and the rest of the world, because you are the complete opposite of my ideal […]Continue reading "Dear Straight Women"
I’m a lesbian. The noun is defined as “a homosexual woman”. I am attracted to my same sex. The idea of having sex with a penis is utterly revolting. So why the fuck would I want to have a threesome with you and your boyfriend? Last time I checked, I am not a sex worker. […]Continue reading "I’m a lesbian. I don’t want to have a threesome with your boyfriend. Or at all."
In 2008, Miley Cyrus’s partially nude Vanity Fair photograph graced every gossip rag, mouth and show. It’s what I remember every time I read a post wherein someone calls their fanny something stupid like “love box” or wonder how wild an idea it would be to post partially nude photos of myself on my blog, […]Continue reading "F*ck taboos. 📷"
I’m notorious among many for stirring controversy, for better or worse. A lot of people offline know me for the worst side of it, something I’m unlikely to live down with them that is also likely the cause to why few take me seriously. There was a question in a group I was a member […]Continue reading "It’s not a personal blog if I’m not personal"
Get over yourself: You’re not inspired by me, you’re in love with me.
(Plus other unpopular opinions.)Continue reading "Whatever happened to individuality in blogging?"
I could have titled this “If men could get pregnant, birth control would be free”, but I didn’t (so take your poppycock to someone who gives a fox).Continue reading "58 percent of birth control users don’t use it just to avoid pregnancy, so can we stop slut-shaming them now?"
Yesterday, an elderly lady was obsessed with me. And with Charlise. And with our towel agenda.Continue reading "Granny needs a hobby"