You know the before-snack snack? That’s what this theme is.

The amazing Georgie is designing for me a theme. 2020 is shit, and my theme was bugging the crap out of me, de-inspiring me to write anything here. We don’t give our themes enough credit, ’cause when we get tired of ’em, there is nothing that drives a wedge between us and our blogs more. […]

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I’m a lesbian. I don’t want to have a threesome with your boyfriend. Or at all.

I’m a lesbian. The noun is defined as “a homosexual woman”. I am attracted to my same sex. The idea of having sex with a penis is utterly revolting. So why the fuck would I want to have a threesome with you and your boyfriend? Last time I checked, I am not a sex worker. […]

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