Guy 1: Ma’am! Hey! Can you help us?
Guy 1: Yeah, or one of you. Any of you.
Me: Okay, what’s up?
Guy 1: Okay. Can you tell my friend how he looks in some shorts?
Guy 1: See, he needs new shorts and wants to know how he looks. I would do it, but I can’t really do it because I’m not that way, you know?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Me: …I’m not that way, either.
Guy 1: 😳
Guy 2: Oh, damn.
Guy in question:
Guy 1: Thanks, anyway.
Not to mention they were minors. Still funny, though.
Happened today, wanted to share. Now to decontaminate myself.